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Last night I had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that I was actually in a relationship with this random girl that I met once a few months back while studying at Sinclair. Well that wasn’t the weird thing about that dream, it was the fact that all my past crushes, exes and even “future” ones seemed to pass by us as we were sitting in some random restaurant. The first girl that passed said that she actually liked me, and was hurt we stopped talking completely. The next girl told me that she felt used, like it was as if all I used her for was sex… which was weird since I’m still a virgin. The next girl that came by told me that she would have gone out with me, if I just waited a few more days, and not just jump into the sack with that other girl.
By this time, I looked over to my “girlfriend” and she just looked at me and smiled. Several girls that I’ve came in touch with told me off basically. This is when things get weird, a sting of random girls came in. One telling me, we shouldn’t have had that affair, another telling me that I should had fought for her harder, another girl telling me that “I was the one that got away”. All of this was coming from random girls that I don’t even remember meeting. My girlfriend just sitting there, sipping her coffee.
Then this dude comes up to me, and said, “We could have been something you know.” I replied back, with a “who the fuck are you”. He just scoffed and ran out, yelling, “I STYLED YOUR HAIR THREE YEARS AGO”. My girlfriend started laughing uncontrollably. She smiled, and her eyes sparkled. She whispered, softly, “Michael, wanna know why I fell for you?” I sat there just staring at her. The colors of the room started to get disoriented, and started to blend as she started to explain why, but the weird thing was that I couldn’t hear anything that was coming out of her mouth.
Thats when I woke up… weirdest dream I tell yah… whats even weirder is that I made this up.
